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The Reason I Dislike The Jonas Brothers.

Well not the Jonas brothers but all "clean and wholesome" rock stars.       If I wanted clean and wholesome I would go to a retirement home. I want my rock stars sky high getting gunned down by lunatics in the ally behind the night club where they just played. I want guys with talent who play what they believe or feel not whats necessarily good for the children. If I ever have kids their never going to hear what ever the newest narcissistic teenage super star Disny has cooked up, they're liste

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Are A Potato.

You have always been a potato.   As a potato you have formed a potato hivemind and brainjacked the CEO of AngryCorp. and his daughter. You are currently commanding young Emma to infiltrate her neighbor's house and introduce her friend Brian to the potato hive.   She is currently being piloted by the scoutato, your youngling sporetatoes have matured bringing your sporetato count to three. You also have a bag of fellow vegetables, fruits and bread products that are willing to serve. Adam, the CE

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I Had An Adventure!

I tried to dig an underground base in a snow drift and it collapsed and I was stuck there for 40 mins until I clawed my way out!     On the plus side I scared the pee out of some kid when I stuck my arm through the ice and pulled myself up

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Update.

There's two feet of snow outside.   I've been out shoveling three times.   I think my nose might be frozen.   It's still snowing like nothing else.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Recurring Dream

I keep having this dream right after I fall asleep that I'm walking and I misstep and I slip and wake up just before I hit the ground. They aren't anything spectacular the most recent one was slipping on a patch of ice and almost hitting the sidewalk.   dose anyone know what this means?

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

The Edge

The line between self destructive behavior and sensation seeking is much the same as the line between addiction and enjoyment.     Both are razor thin and imposable to see unless you've fallen over that blued line. What makes things even more complicated is that everyone's threshold is different.     With some people all it takes is one and they're addicted, but I personal know someone who's able to smoke around a pack and a half a day but really can (and has) stopped for months.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I Think It's Really Laughable

How some people complain they have no access to means of production when a $300 cheep-o laptop has more memory, is at least three times as fast, and has so much better processing power then the computer used to monitor and control Apollo 11.     You have a more powerful computer then the machine used to send people to the freaking moon. The freaking moon. You're problem isn't that you have no access, it's that your too stupid to use the amazing tools you already have.     Now for the pe

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I Want You Guys To Try Something

I want you to really, really try to move something with your mind. I don't care what you try to move just try for a few minutes...                 okay now what part of your head did you feel excitement in?   I felt it on the top of my head.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I Just Spent The Last Three Hours

Trying to fix a bird clock.     I got the clock part working but the alarm instead of sounding like a bird chirping sounded like an electronic demon screech. I played with this clock for 2 hours and everything I did only made it worse.     Just five minutes ago I realized I had the wrong capacitors.     Moral of story, always make sure you have the right parts.   ALWAYS.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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