But how else will my suicide bombers keep entertained?

It's a long flight over the ocean, it's not fair to make them go in silence..

Memoria.

Great, now I have to find a whole new music player with which to destroy the world. D=

Turakii

hey wait a minute, i saw that on the internets a year ago...

It's pretty hilarious though.

If they didn't think it was possible, there wouldn't be a warning. Another reason why Apple > Microsoft.