Solutions Inc #2
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Solutions Incorporated is a [acronym=GIVE US ALL YOUR MUNNIES
eheheheh]non profit[/acronym] organisation [acronym=WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PETTY LITTLE PROBLEMS, NOW LEAVE US ALOOOONE! >
]formed to answer people's problems[/acronym], whether they are important or not.
We were created in January 101 1982.589042 2011 and have been "helping" people ever since!
All the problems we answer are recorded and put in the archives for safe keeping!
Every Thursday we post an extract of the archives on Lowtuff's Blawg.
Lowtuff has kindly "lent" his blog to us for these occasions.
Enjoy. 
THIS IS EXTRACT NUMBER TWO
Archive Section L01 Unit C-R485
Problem: I dream about farm animals too much. 
Solution: THIS IS A CLEAR SIGN YOUR MIND IS BEING CONTROLLED BY THE SECRET ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT.
THE ONLY CURE IS TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF AN OCTAGON.
GOOD LUCK.
Problem: Help! I fav'd a blog that uses bright orange text and has a noobiness level of over 9000! SAVE ME SOLUTIONS INCORPORATED!
Solution: Hand yourself over to the nearest mental hospital, It would be more convincing if you squirted ketchup at them while doing so.
Problem: WHY CAN'T I FLY?!
Solution: Because I said so.
Problem: Firax are eating my skull!
Solution: Stop lying, this is a seriously serious company formed to answer real questions. Firax are to nice to eat anyone's skull, so you are OBVIOUSLY lying!
Problem: A red dinosaur and an Awesome Face stole Disney World!
Solution: I ATE YOUR PARENTS.
Problem: Jetbug, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Jetbug, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. And eyes and ears and mouth and nose. Jetbug, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
Solution: fier lurd succks!!!!!!!!
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