Maybe you attend school with a bunch of severe diabetics?

They knew it was pie.

The Cake is a Lie, Ferna - Duh. No one wants to eat lies and slander.

As for your crush...

You're lucky - you didn't have to suffer through being right next to him (or in my case, her) for a good half the day.

Toooooorrrrrtuuuuurrrreeee..

Specially when she doesn't even know.

Well, if I were going to poison somebody, I'd do it with a cake. Thus, I'd be suspicious about any freely-offered cake. (And then I'd eat it and if it was poisoned I'd die so where the logic is here I dunno)

This meme with the cake thing is getting quite dated. Speaking of cakes, the type of cake varies, if it's a double choco layered with chocolate icing slathered all over it like oil, I would have to decline. It's too sweet for my taste and may possibly rot my teeth to the core. Fruit cakes with tart fillings I can do away with, or an occasional sliver of cheesecake.

Or sometimes people don't feel like having cake. I've declined a few offers just because I wasn't in the mood. :\

I made a cake that looked like Vimy Ridge for Valentine's Day.

Soldiers, blood, everything. It was a monster of a cake.