Puppy dogs.

Kitty cats.

Bunny rabbits.

Young man.

First off, yes, one of these things is not like the other. But besides that, I've never gotten the above contradictions. I'm saying "young old whatever" when I say any of them. And only I can be young and old at the same time. Or, to be more specific, and Old Young Weighted Companion Monsquid.

Yes, that is how my mind works.