How 'bout--

lol wut ecks-dee

"Now where is that monkey I need to shoot something"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"You are maniacs." Gig, from Acceleracers: Breaking Point, saying to the Metal Maniacs, watching Tork and Wylde.

Quotes, huh? How about:

With all due respect to you guys as artists, it's time to melt your faces off.

Oh, and congrats on the award too!

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I used "I didn't realize this was a sad occasion."

ok i fixed it

"Everything in this room is eatable - even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies."

its much better

Oops. Have to catch up, well don't worry I'll work on it today and it usually doesn't take to long to make these.

Oh and Toa T, I think yer quote is too long.

Can you do one saying "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."

-Adam from discovery channels Mythbusters

I used "I didn't realize this was a sad occasion."

The World is Quiet Here.

Sorry, Lady K, you need to read Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography to understand.

Say, while we're on the subject, can you try this one:

"The World Is

At Your Fingertips at the Library. Please Be

Quiet Here"

The lines of text need to be divided at the exact points demonstrated. To paraphrase, hit "Enter" where I hit "Enter."

Hey, i kinda like toa of wallace and gromits idea. Can you make me a slightly different one?