I assume your a brony.

I do adore My Little Pony, especially Friendship is Magic, though I don't really call myself a "brony"...I feel that's a label for a particular subculture, I guess? I'm not really into labeling myself. I just enjoy the show enthusiastically and un-ironically.

I also assume you're Christian, cause I think I remember seeing something about that a while ago.

I'm 'Christian' in the sense that I accept David Bowie as my personal saviour. Bowie is my Christ!

And I assume you have fantastic musical tastes.

I have.........the GREATEST musical tastes

That's about it, but then again, I don't tend to assume a whole lot about people.

Well you certainly are popular.

I don't think I was ever able to actually say a word to you or greet you at BrickFair.

Aw man well don't ever be afraid to come and say hi! BrickFair's a total whirlwind, I know. So much going on simultaneously! I don't think I had a chance to sit down that whole weekend. I'm thinking of going to one of the smaller conventions this year too, for a change of pace.

I assume you are awesome because you hang out with me.

I also spent a night in your bed! Bryan was there too! And Byron!

I assumed that because you were a staff member you were supposed to be boring.

That was disproved within a few weeks of my joining this site. B)

I assume you like stuff.

It's not true. I don't like anything.

I can only reason with here-present evidence that you have the capacity for composing blog entries and submitting them for a public audience to view via world-wide network communications.

Also, you're the confounded person who inadvertently got me to pony.

Other than that, it's always been pretty neutral.

Except I preferred your set reviews more than anyone else's.

Because you did video.

Sometimes I wonder if we could be heroes...

just for one day.

I assume that you're slowly dying inside every day that Seaponies don't exist in the FiM universe.