Siri, run a level three diagnostic on the primary warp core and display all indescrepencies that could explain the unusual subspace disturbance within the heart of the anomaly.

Wait, it's not that advanced yet.

I'm sorry, but it's far from perfect. No technology is, and this is still years of development by another company before Apple bought it.

They've got a long way to go.

Everything is sort of a let down after I saw the parody video in which Siri's older sister, GLaDOS, took on her responsibilities.