Am I'm already prepped to start beating people senseless.

Apparently it's already worth it to go out and start stealing things from stores. I just had someone steal from mine. Makes me wish I was closer when they did it so I could have personally delivered a true "Shoplifters Seasons Greetings" to their face.

Ah well. They moved too slow and I still got their description as well as the car's plates. Got 'em on store tape too. *shakes head* Next one gets it.

Look in this day and age, theft is not worth it. It lands you in jail at least for a few days and with the job market being a "Seller's Market" in which employers have their pick of applicants to choose from. Even misdemeanors can get you disqualified these days. I'm telling you right now, I don't care how desperate you are, YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO STEAL. PERIOD.

Seriously, don't do it.

In the mean time hit up google and search: Game Fails: Skyrim "The correct tense would be 'Knew' you" Hilarity ensues.