5 Minute Difference
The following lists several instances when a mere 5 minutes can make a large difference:
- Before a bomb goes off.
- Before a nuke explodes.
- Before a nuclear bomb explodes.
- Before you realize you made a mistake.
- Before you realize that you made a mistake by setting off a nuclear bomb.
- Before you realize that you are a mistake.
- The cliché "Five more minutes, mom".
- When you don't wanna go to bed.
- The snooze alarm.
- Cramming before a big test.
- A good TV show.
- A bad TV show that you hope might turn out good in the last five minutes.
- A bad TV show that doesn't turn out good in the last five minutes.
- When you're online.
- When you're reading a book.
- The moments before you attempt to listen to an adult.
- The moments when you realize that you're about to barf*.
*...And that is why I'm home from school early today.
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