Comment containing passive-aggressive references to either the content of the blog post or the BZP policies.

Angry flame-bait comment vehemently disagreeing with earlier political statement!

Casual assertion that commenters are beneath me, I am infallible, and that my opinions are fact.

Statement telling those involved to knock it off, and then remembering that I am not blog staff, followed promptly by my turning 360 degrees and walking away.

Nearly rude reply that 360 degrees is a circle, and not turning around.

Silence to indicate that I am silly for having used an outdated meme on BZP, of all places.

Completely lame joke that only I find funny, that has little connection to the topic the blog post is about.

Angry, profanity-laced telling-off, mentioning that a report will be sent to a staff member because this upset me.

Strange, obtuse combo breaker.

Exasperated rage-locking of entry.