I’m a Raccoon and this time in your House has been the best week of my Raccoon life. I’m digging and nesting in this plastic stuff. I already tore apart like four MOCs. I’m the smartest Raccoon I know. And if you got your building skills where you got your plastic toys, you could be rebuilding this yourself.

hello i am a grainy picture of a plush raccoon sitting in the torn corpse of some plastic creation

how may i make your acquaintance

This is what happens when you tell a raccoon to get stuffed.

One step closer and the MOC gets it.

As a pencil sharpener it is my job to take down racoons by throwing Lego at them.

LOL, caption contests arren't entirely original *coughtakumanuva'sblogcough*

but heres my caption:

announcer: "and this is why you should not feed your MOCs fake raccoons that expand when in water. unless, of course, you like watching them explode"

Hello ladies. Look at your raccoon, now back to me, now back at your raccoon, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped eating your wires and started eating Old Raccoon Spices, his breath could smell like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in Vorex's house with the Raccoon Your Raccoon Could Smell Like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a piece of plastic with two pieces of that thing you love. Look again, the pieces are now LEGO. Anything is possible when your raccoon smells like Old Raccoon Spices and not wires. I'm on a corpse.