This, for the record, is the greatest blog post I've ever seen.

-Teezy

I heard he loses in Return of the Rahkshi.

*Digi-Cookie if you get the refernece.*

*I got the reference*

I heard he drives an ice-cream truck covered in Matoran skulls.

Tillian has only ever lost once: he once lost a beauty contest to his won reflection.

-Teezy

As Charlie Sheen, I hereby declare this entry WINNING on all fronts.

May Tillian battle Abraham Lincoln, and may the WINNING be with you.

*Disappears into the shadows using tiger blood-granted stealth*

I heard that Tillian had help getting away from the thugs from a certain Toa o' Fire...

I heard he was the only person ever to beat a brick wall at tennis.

I heard Tillian acted in a show a couple decades ago and has since become an overused internet meme that wasn't funny in the first place.

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I heard Tillian acted in a show a couple decades ago and has since become an overused internet meme that wasn't funny in the first place.

 

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You heard wrong.

-Teezy

WRONG.

(Sorry, couldn't help it)

He's become a lot more than that.

He also helped rebuild Po-Koro, he helped defeat Hiemalis, he brought down the Hospital of the Guard almost singlehandedly, healed dozens of injuries from the battle of said hospital, got himself a girlfriend, helped defend the play, disbanded a group of bounty hunters associated with the thieves guild, flew to Ga-Koro to defeat a group of Mark Bearers, and is currently in possession of the Charm of Purity.

In short, he's a meme. Mainly because he was supposed to just sit and surf all game and he just ended up in Po-Koro at the wrong time.

-Teezy

@Zoma: A really, really bad case of 'Wrong place, wrong time' + immortality.

So to do the same... I would have to have Auron (or another of my characters) wear clothes? Challenge accepted.

...BTW, I heard that when Tillian goes to yard sales, he buys the actual yard.

Naona is unamused by this development. She wants her commander to haul himself back to Po-Koro so she can get back to work catching criminals like a boss instead of watching people rebuild a village.

@Zoma: Looks like Incurso'll have a second target... >=)

Sure thing. Tillian could take any of the boys from your little Injustice League.

-Teezy

I assume you HAVEN'T read my Reichenbach posts, then?

Incurso is a killer as skilled as Reichenbach, but more precise and far less suicidal.

Reichenbach's a serial killer (although that doesn't even BEGIN to describe his genius); Incurso is a killing machine.

The Eye is ever-watchful...

ohz noez

-Teezy

I play Naona. Instant angry Lieutenant O'Doom.

I bet NEX'll be targeting Naona, too.

Tillian kind of deserted Readra back in Po-Wahi a couple of weeks ago ¬.¬

But he still considers him a friend. Huzzah.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Tillian.

When Alexander Bell invented the phone Tillian travelled back in time to TELL HIM about his missed calls.