I'm not sure if my body is ready to become tempura...

Oh, it will be.

IT WILL BE.

So you have a body that you can depend on?

Yes, and it is delicious.

Tempura is the best foodstuff to turn into.

Tempura is the best foodstuff to turn into.

Until the one who turned you into Tempura eats you.

Was this guy in the original game? I've only ever heard about Eggplant Wizard...

Everyone here is going to be eaten.

We're having a feast tonight!

Eggplant Wizard was in the original, but nobody likes him. I'm his more awesome (and did I mention tasty?) long lost cousin.

Tempura is the best foodstuff to turn into.

Until the one who turned you into Tempura eats you.

At least it's better than being turned into sautéed mushrooms or something.

What happens if a Tempura Wizard transforms another Tempura Wizard?

The sheer power of the universal tempura forces that surrond us all could not contain the awesomeness of the combined tempura goodness.

The Tempura Power would cause a temporal shift of the raw tastiness atoms that are contained within the universe.

In other words.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEEEEE!

Where'd you get that sprite in your avatar?

A magical land on the internet that I cannot mention.

Ddude: Only the Eggplant wizard, from what I know of. =P