Looks cool and everything... but how do you read it?

Looks cool and everything... but how do you read it?

Silly Xin, it's obviously one of those newfangled telepathic watches.

Looks cool and everything... but how do you read it?

Silly Xin, it's obviously one of those newfangled telepathic watches.

I borrowed some unicorn magic!

That's not a watch, it's a secret assassin weapon!

If you ask to shake my hand, I'm going to run and hide from that thing.

It is clearly a weapon of mass destruction.

A weapon of mass distortion at the most.