Haha, reminds me of Bounty: The Quicker Picker Up-er

[pretends to know what you're talking about]

*fanfare*

Saying that your jeans absorb water like paper towel.

Anyways, brilliant.

Seems like both of those problems could be lessened if your jeans didn't reach so low to the ground.

Oh gob.

This is what every single pair of jeans I own looks like. It's because they're always an inch or two too long. ._.

Seems like both of those problems could be lessened if your jeans didn't reach so low to the ground.

It would probably stop the wearing on the ends, but it would barely make a difference to them getting wet.

You should put a rubber band around the ankle to secure them, and then fill them with helium.

You'd have a float in your step.

Heh.

"trousers"

I love that word.

>get some rain boots

>problem solved

Ah, good ol' Irish weather...