More like fear you.

Maybe they're just horribly inept at the assassination attempts?

"What, he isn't deadly allergic to roses? Then why did I send him an entire bouquet?"

Oh, they've tried, believe me.

But there's a reason I'm your bodyguard, after all.

Haha, if we loved you, you wouldn't be around! Being staff is it's own punishment.

What DV said.

somebody please help me

...no we don't.

We're just waiting for the -perfect- moment to press that button.

Did I say too much

Oh right,you are on staff, aren't you?

I wouldn't be so sure Takuma…

The proof is all right here! Out of all the people who have commented here only ONE of you ISN'T staff!

Love you guys too!

Two of us, actually.

Two of us, actually.

Uhhh... who?

Apparently Xaeraz is two people?

Whoop, Paleo, didn't realize you were staff. Your profile just says member, after all.

Whoop, Paleo, didn't realize you were staff. Your profile just says member, after all.

His group is listed as "Reporters" for me anyways....

I can't read tonight.