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Np's Dictionary


Doctor Norik

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Good news, everyone!

I've come up with a way to teach random phobias to people who don't know what they mean. It's some sort of dictionary... type thing..... In a way......

Well, here it goes!

 

Entry#1: Anatidaephobia -- The fear that in some way, some how, a duck is watching you.

 

Entry#2: Arachniphobia -- Aw, come on! I don't think there's anyone here who doesn't know what that means.

 

Entry#3: Luposlipaphobia -- The fear of being chased around a kitchen table in socks on a newly waxed floor by timber wolves.

 

Entry#4: Aibohphobia -- Fear of palindromes.

 

Entry#5: Palindrome -- Race Car.

 

Entry#6: Glassboxaphobia -- The fear of mimes.

 

Entry#7: Random -- Robot Chicken. 'Nuff said.

 

Entry#8: Latkephobia -- The fear of potato pancakes.

 

Entry#9: Norikphobia -- The fear of my blog.

 

Entry#10: Ballistophobia -- The fear of missiles.

 

Entry#11: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -- The fear of long words.

 

Entry#12: Long words -- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

 

Entry#13: Triskaidekaphobia -- The fear of the number 13.

 

Entry#14: Zemmiphobia -- The fear of the great mole rat.

 

Entry#15: Satchelphobia -- The fear of the comic strip "Get Fuzzy".

 

Entry#16: Balboaphobia -- The fear of Rocky.

 

Entry#17: Pediophobia -- The fear of dolls.

 

Entry#18: Krakatoaphobia -- The fear of errupting volcanoes.

 

Entry#19: Skarophobia -- The fear of Daleks.

 

Entry#20: Savemefromthatthingthatisrottingmybrainphobia -- The fear of Television.

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