Np's Dictionary
Good news, everyone!
I've come up with a way to teach random phobias to people who don't know what they mean. It's some sort of dictionary... type thing..... In a way......
Well, here it goes!
Entry#1: Anatidaephobia -- The fear that in some way, some how, a duck is watching you.
Entry#2: Arachniphobia -- Aw, come on! I don't think there's anyone here who doesn't know what that means.
Entry#3: Luposlipaphobia -- The fear of being chased around a kitchen table in socks on a newly waxed floor by timber wolves.
Entry#4: Aibohphobia -- Fear of palindromes.
Entry#5: Palindrome -- Race Car.
Entry#6: Glassboxaphobia -- The fear of mimes.
Entry#7: Random -- Robot Chicken. 'Nuff said.
Entry#8: Latkephobia -- The fear of potato pancakes.
Entry#9: Norikphobia -- The fear of my blog.
Entry#10: Ballistophobia -- The fear of missiles.
Entry#11: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -- The fear of long words.
Entry#12: Long words -- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Entry#13: Triskaidekaphobia -- The fear of the number 13.
Entry#14: Zemmiphobia -- The fear of the great mole rat.
Entry#15: Satchelphobia -- The fear of the comic strip "Get Fuzzy".
Entry#16: Balboaphobia -- The fear of Rocky.
Entry#17: Pediophobia -- The fear of dolls.
Entry#18: Krakatoaphobia -- The fear of errupting volcanoes.
Entry#19: Skarophobia -- The fear of Daleks.
Entry#20: Savemefromthatthingthatisrottingmybrainphobia -- The fear of Television.
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