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Mcooenhoffen Jompenwomper


Dokuma

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Yesterday was her birthday.

 

"Her" as in "Happy Happy Joy Joy."

 

How did I know that?

 

I'm not sure.

 

*weeps*

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No, yesterday was that one person he "hit it off with" 's birthday. omg.

 

Handmade in china. yo.

 

Spork, do you need a hug or something? 'Cos last night at youth group out of insanity, we held a HugFest.

 

You'd be surprised at how affectionate religious people are.

 

~Kortu

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*Telekinetic hug*

 

Wait, if telekinesis is the ability to move objects with your mind, what would I be telekinetically be hugging you with Dokuma.

 

*I look out the window*

 

Why is my garage gone?

 

~Kortu

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Dude...

 

Yea, you're sounding a bit stalker-obsessive...which I've been told is a huge turnoff. Speaking as one of the few guys on this site with a steady girlfriend ( :P ) you might want to try just getting to know her as a friend, without obsessing.

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