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My Entire Life Is A Lie

Dokuma

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I came downstairs this morning in my pajamas only to encounter a ghastly sight. There, on the couch, was my father, my own flesh and blood, staring intently as the high-definition television as it played the show "Bratz."

 

My dad... was watching Bratz.

 

If there was any doubt as to whether or not I'd go emo, this confirms it.

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Spampire

Spampire

Posted

Sweet mother of potatoes!!!

 

WHAT COULD BE MORE HIDEIOUS THAN BRATZZZ!!!!

 

We understand if you go emo.

(But what will happy happy joy joy think?)

Guest Cap'n Bionicle

Guest Cap'n Bionicle

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Be thankful that it wasn't Teletubbies. That would require . I see a path of emo in your future.
Nukora

Nukora

Posted

Teletubby bye-bye. *everyone hides, baby sun laughs*

 

Don't go emo. Go emu.

Kharhorataz

Kharhorataz

Posted

Emo is terrible.Your life is miserable when you are emo.I was once.Don't take that path.So miserable.

 

My grandma watches little einstiens.

Souperman

Souperman

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Didn`t know you could go emo after killing yourself.

Primis

Primis

Posted

Those things have a show?!

 

*Shudders*

Aanchir

Aanchir

Posted

Whoa, I actually believed you for a second. :fear:

 

Wait... you were serious?!? :blink:

 

- :vahi:

Dokuma

Dokuma

Posted

Whoa, I actually believed you for a second. :fear:

 

Wait... you were serious?!? :blink:

 

- :vahi:

I'm afraid I've never been more serious in my life.

Aoran

Aoran

Posted

Well at least it's not your brother who watches it while not wearing clothing 'cept underwear...

 

Yeah, he watches it with my sister. And he's 11.

D.Q

D.Q

Posted

Well at least it's not your brother who watches it while not wearing clothing 'cept underwear...

 

Yeah, he watches it with my sister. And he's 11.

Well, I think seeing your father watching it might be more of a blow......just imagine Luke Skywalker finding out that Darth Vader watches Bratz..... :fear:

Biomech

Biomech

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Well at least it's not your brother who watches it while not wearing clothing 'cept underwear...

I was ready to throw up until I read that last bit. Whew.

Dokuma

Dokuma

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Well at least it's not your brother who watches it while not wearing clothing 'cept underwear...

I was ready to throw up until I read that last bit. Whew.

Yeah, that makes it all normal.

EXTREEEEEME!!!

EXTREEEEEME!!!

Posted

*Has a seizure*

 

...

 

My friends call me "Little Emo" sometimes.

 

"Awww, Little Emo!" - Friends

GMan

GMan

Posted

Emos are so lame. They just fake everything, you know. No substance, no worth, no capability to think for themselves instead of buying the latest "lifestyle" being peddled to them. And emo music is garbage. Don't be emo, be excessively cynical about the world. Or emotionally scarred, either one works better than being emo.
Lyger

Lyger

Posted

Oh, there are worse things that could happen.

 

Wait here while I think of one.

Rho

Rho

Posted

SPITTY REVEALED

 

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Spampire

Spampire

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Emos are so lame. They just fake everything, you know. No substance, no worth, no capability to think for themselves instead of buying the latest "lifestyle" being peddled to them. And emo music is garbage. Don't be emo, be excessively cynical about the world. Or emotionally scarred, either one works better than being emo.

 

I vote for the latter.

Zonis

Zonis

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Emos are so lame. They just fake everything, you know. No substance, no worth, no capability to think for themselves instead of buying the latest "lifestyle" being peddled to them. And emo music is garbage. Don't be emo, be excessively cynical about the world. Or emotionally scarred, either one works better than being emo.

 

Hey, That's offensive! I happen to like emo music :P

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