Now maybe I can stop crying myself to sleep at night.

Now maybe I can stop crying myself to sleep at night.

 

Takuma Nuva

 

Why? I thought me being away would make you forget the HORRIFYING FAEC and therefore make you stop crying at night.

Because my HORRIFYING FAEC makes people cry.

I'm the Evil Blog Master. Horrifying stuff sustains me.

I'm the Evil Blog Master. Horrifying stuff sustains me.

 

Takuma Nuva

 

Except for free-for-all Laser tag matches.

Unless you have a handy dandy Zatthman with you. Then it becomes the greatest day evar.

This is true.

I have that hat!

I have that hat!

 

Isn't it a great hat?

I want that hat.

... oh wait, I have a fez. Your argument is invalid.

I want that hat.

 

... oh wait, I have a fez. Your argument is invalid.

I WOULD HAVE A FEZ BUT MY FAMILY ARGH.