Your dad should consider himself lucky.

My mental voice sometimes starts yelling and screaming unintelligibly at me.

No really.

I'm serious.

My mental voice sometimes starts yelling and screaming unintelligibly at me.

 

No really.

 

I'm serious.

Get help.

Colin Mochrie is the little voice in my head.

Happened more when I was young, but it sounds like a really macho man yelling my thought processes unintelligibly.

My head voice always ridicules me in second person.

I'd tell him to keep it to himself, but...

*Opossum

also am I the only one who thought of the song "Calling All Cars"?