I know! Just the other day, I was reading Family Circus, and I was really offended by the total lack of abortion jokes.

Then I read this entry, and I was again offended by the lack of any citation of the source from which the entry's language is derived. (Said source includes the above joke about Family Circus.)

EDIT: It is also offensive that you edited your entry so that it looks like I'm wrong about the entry's text coming from an SMBC comic. You're really victimizing me, here. Seriously, man.

I find this entry offensive, because it offends me, the victim.

I'm offended by references to awesome webcomics.

This entry is offensive.

Who is Ded and Sive, and why do they keep hanging out with Offen?

Strangest love triangle ever.

Who is Ded and Sive, and why do they keep hanging out with Offen?

 

Strangest love triangle ever.

 

Dude, you weren't supposed to break the code for everyone else! >:[

I'm so offensive by this entry.