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These Are The Rules Of Bzp


Kevin Owens

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There are no exceptions to these rules

 

#1- You do not talk about BZP

#2- You do NOT talk about BZP

#3- We are BZPers

#4- BZPers are legion

#5- BZPers will never forgive the temorarily deletion of COT and LGD

#6- BZPers can be some of the most moronic people on earth

#7- BZPers can be awesome at times.

#8- Nothing can be considered spam

#9- There are no real rules about posting

#10- There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.

#11- There are no other bionicle forums. Instant ban for anyone who claims that there is and gives proof.

#12- All your carefull picked arguments can easily be ignored

#13- Anything you say can and will be used against you.

#14- Anything you can be turned into something else - Fixed

#15- Do not argue with the trolls - it means that they win

#16- The harder you try the harder you will fail

#17- If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a win

#18- Every win fails eventually

#19- Everything that can be labeled can be hated

#20- The more you hate it the stronger it gets

#20- Nothing is to be taken seriously

#21- Original content is only original for only a few seconds before becoming old

#22- Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a guy

#23- In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents

#24- There are no girls on the internet

#25- You must have pictures to prove your statements

#26- If one sees a mana, one must get into the airship

#27- Lurk more - it's never enough

#28- There will always be worse stuff then what you just saw

#29- CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

#30- EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

#31- You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)

#32- Nothing is sacred

#33- The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it

#34- If you draw a female toa anatomically correct - no matter how decent it is - you will receive hate for it

#35- Even if the female toa is not anatomically correct they'll still hate it

#36- Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weaboo

#37- The server is always busy.

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I don't think I understood several of those. I think it's the wording.

 

34 and 35 are so true... though I dunno about "hate." I've seen the other end of the spectrum. Not any prettier. (OMG PUN)

 

... what does 26 mean? oO

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I don't think I understood several of those. I think it's the wording.

 

34 and 35 are so true... though I dunno about "hate." I've seen the other end of the spectrum. Not any prettier. (OMG PUN)

 

... what does 26 mean? oO

Eh for some of these you have to understand how win and fail are used. Win is interchangable with awesome, fail with lame.

 

26 is a bionicle version of an old internet fad. Basically the tradition line is "IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR"

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#8- Nothing can be considered spam

So posting nothing is spam? Or is not posting spam? How do you post "nothing," anyways?

 

"This is nothing. You think you see something, but you don't. Nothing could be more wrong."

 

 

Turakii

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#8- Nothing can be considered spam

So posting nothing is spam? Or is not posting spam? How do you post "nothing," anyways?

 

"This is nothing. You think you see something, but you don't. Nothing could be more wrong."

 

 

Turakii

It means that you can post the most stupid and pointless posts and still not get moderated for spam.

 

But just one little mean comment and you're moderated for flaming.

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