Because pure awesome, and good times, have some special quantum-thingmajicky that makes them speed up time =D

(So it's like four billion years, while in the outside world a mere 6 years have passed. But hey, more time to spend on the web ^.^)

You just reminded me today is my 5-year anniversary. O.o

Also, it has everything to do with the resurrection of Christ. The dude just had a great fondness for boiled eggs.

You want to know why. (starts talking like Mr. T) It's because every time you log on, it feels like a day. And that's why it feels like that.