This is for legit in almost every situation.

Except when it comes to Mario Kart.

I'm going to ignore the Rob it's obviously referring to and in turn say -

Why thank you!

My cousin's name isn't Rob. Clearly, this award should replace the name Rob with "Kraggh's Cousin". Because then it would be the theme of my life.

24601

I won an award

Amen to that, seemingly. Or, more suitably, 'did it first'. =P

Yeah, but you kinda oversaw the paradoxes and feedback loops that occur when Rob himself gets one of these.

Yay I got second!

What if you're trying to not be Rob? Is Rob better at not being Rob than anyone else?

Have you never met Bob?

I'm going to ignore the Rob it's obviously referring to and in turn say -

 

Why thank you!

My cousin's name isn't Rob. Clearly, this award should replace the name Rob with "Kraggh's Cousin". Because then it would be the theme of my life.

 

24601

no.

I'm just gonna call all y'all who aint Janus by "Bob" because of this shindig

So who is this Rob person, and how can he do nothing of significance better than I can?

 

 

I'm going to ignore the Rob it's obviously referring to and in turn say -

 

Why thank you!

My cousin's name isn't Rob. Clearly, this award should replace the name Rob with "Kraggh's Cousin". Because then it would be the theme of my life.

 

 

24601

 

 

no.

 

 

I'm just gonna call all y'all who aint Janus by "Bob" because of this shindig

So who is this Rob person, and how can he do nothing of significance better than I can?

there might be your answer

The Butt Janus