For ten additional widgets after you've paid the sixty for the demo version, I'll include this gold-painted kanohi that has no additional powers, slows down your character immensely with its weight and is so flashy that it'll attract even the most far-off enemies.

But since you have a nice face, I'll make it three easy payments of 3.33 widgets (which I'm not sure how that works exactly. Sort of a pieces of eight thing I guess).

For ten additional widgets after you've paid the sixty for the demo version, I'll include this gold-painted kanohi that has no additional powers, slows down your character immensely with its weight and is so flashy that it'll attract even the most far-off enemies.

 

But since you have a nice face, I'll make it three easy payments of 3.33 widgets (which I'm not sure how that works exactly. Sort of a pieces of eight thing I guess).

Did you just invent Widget cents?

For ten additional widgets after you've paid the sixty for the demo version, I'll include this gold-painted kanohi that has no additional powers, slows down your character immensely with its weight and is so flashy that it'll attract even the most far-off enemies.

 

But since you have a nice face, I'll make it three easy payments of 3.33 widgets (which I'm not sure how that works exactly. Sort of a pieces of eight thing I guess).

Oh that's great, where do I sign? =D

 

For ten additional widgets after you've paid the sixty for the demo version, I'll include this gold-painted kanohi that has no additional powers, slows down your character immensely with its weight and is so flashy that it'll attract even the most far-off enemies.

 

But since you have a nice face, I'll make it three easy payments of 3.33 widgets (which I'm not sure how that works exactly. Sort of a pieces of eight thing I guess).

 

Did you just invent Widget cents?

He's just awesome like that xD