I wish I had an Italian Sub.

I'm glad I have a huge Bionicle collection.

I've been meaning to get some RKish stuff done.

I have no idea where my first PS2 Memory Card is. Twas quite disappointing to lose. I had The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers beaten on every level with every character with a "Perfect" rating on each one... so many hours of game play gone to waste....

I recently found 10 dollars.

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I wish I had a remote-control toaster.

I'm glad I have a boring old non-remote-controlled toaster.

I've been meaning to make toast in my boring old non-remote-controlled toaster.

I have no idea where Bob is.

I recently found in myself a burning desire for toast.

Turakii

• ... way to restore Haven (see imminent blog entry).
• ... few good friends, even if I rarely get to see 'em.
• ... travel to Europe at some point.
• ... my childhood LEGO collection....
• ... a neat recipe for tuna salad that uses ranch dressing as the requisite fluid base.

-KIE

• I wish I had tickets to the Three Days Grace concert.
• I'm glad I have Demetri Martin's CD.
• I've been meaning to review an epic.
• I have no idea where the restaurant at edge of the universe is.
• I recently found my copy of Ringworld that I lost a couple of days ago.

I wish I had a laser-powered laser.

I'm glad I have a chair.

I've been meaning to get a laser-powered laser.

I have no idea where my old laser-powered laser is.

I recently found some stuff.

I wish I had a brain.

I'm glad I have a lifetime Premier Membership.

I've been meaning to start my blog.

I have no idea where my house is.

I recently found something.

* I wish I had a foot.

* I'm glad I have a foot.

* I've been meaning to find a foot.

* I have no idea where my foot is.

* I recently found a foot.

* I wish I had a Mac.

* I'm glad I have a decent video-editing program on Windows.

* I've been meaning to eat pie.

* I have no idea where this one kid I was best friends with in third grade is.

* I recently found out I owned a tri-pod.

I wish I had a pizza. With everything on top. EVERYTHING. Except the pineapples. I never understood pineapple pizza.

I'm glad I have a soul.

I've been meaning to finish my avatar.

I have no idea where Omaha is. No, seriously. I know it's a city. What state is it in?

I recently found a penny, two nickels, a quarter, and five dimes. Under the couch. Whadya mean what was I doing under the couch?

* I wish I had a Wii

* I'm glad I have a computer

* I've been meaning to get through the preliminaries in a BBC contest

* I have no idea where New Mexico is.

* I recently found 5 bucks.

I wish I had a ice cream.

I'm glad I have a knowledge of the english language.

I've been meaning to get premier membership.

I have no idea where my right hand is.

I recently found my left hand.

I wish I had a blank space.

I'm glad I have a blank space.

I've been meaning to make a blank space.

I have no idea where my blank space is.

I recently found the aforementioned blank space.

I wish I had a giant mansion.

I'm glad I have a family.

I've been meaning to go to sleep.

I have no idea where my head is.

I recently found my foot.

...sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

...life. Oh, wait...

...do my homework but Sporks blog was calling me.

...Mudanjiang is.

...paradise.

I wish I had a box for a door.

I'm glad I have a TV as a fish bowl.

I've been meaning to type this but I got lazy Colon P.

I have no idea where Rumble Red's planet is.

I recently found some back ointment.

I wish I had a fat chikun.

I'm glad I have a...Wait what the heck?.

I've been meaning to type a comment.

I have no idea where my keyboard and or computer is is.

I recently found my computer but no keyboard.

I wish I had a working tachkoma.

I'm glad I have a computer.

I've been meaning to join the dark reaches RPG.

I have no idea where my Impossible Creatures disk is.

I recently found my old gameboy, but I lost it again.

I wish I had a giant roll of duck tape.

I'm glad I have a face.

I've been meaning to buy more Wii games.

I have no idea where cash is.

I recently found an ice cube in my shoe.

I wish I had a Life.

I'm glad I have a laptop with which to view the interweb.

I've been meaning to do... something.

I have no idea where my collection of shrunken heads is.

I recently found a hatchet... and some unrelated dead bodies *hums to self*.

I wish I had a black cape with collar.

I'm glad I have a double axe.

I've been meaning to vote for Stewie as Supreme Lord of Earth.

I have no idea where the armour that contains my energy form is.

I recently found Roodaka at 14.90 Euro (bought her).

Shakar