and you call yourself a melon lord

What you did there; I see that.

You're not sorry.

You're not sorry.

Not even slightly.

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Just one? You haven't been reading his blog nearly long enough, then...

 

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Just one? You haven't been reading his blog nearly long enough, then...

 

Puns automatically trump every other reason and become the only necessary reason.

You guys are making me blush. =P

You guys are making me blush. =P

Actually this blush I'm making is for a friend, they have very sensitive skin and require specially made make-up.

Sorry for the confusion.

Aww... =/

Well the blush I'M making is...

...uh...gosh. I'm really bad at this stuff....

I tried, but all I got was a stupid brush :/

This entry makes me so happy.

How do I always fall for these

I tried upvoting each of these comments 42 times, but, unfortunately, the universe is offline right now. It's too busy computing the possibility of pohatu becoming a potato. Hopefully Greg will canonize that.

-Rez

It uses both orange AND brown! Best of both worlds!

This is clearly either official or a very convincing fake. Part of me hopes it's real, because I do like the colors; brown and orange go well together, and I'm glad LEGO could compromise and use both. That should please fans. At the same time, part of me hopes this is fake because the design is just another cookie cutter. Or maybe vegetable peeler.

Either way, it's obviously not a leek. Still, I yam hoping you'll get in a lot of tuber for this.

Vale, Nuile

I'll take 4

I should be studying right now...

I'm losing it over here...

the plot twist is we're all just trying to avoid the melon lord's fury. maybe flattery will buy us mercy....

FLATTERY WILL BUY YOU NOTHING! But do it anyway. I like having a big ego sometimes.

FLATTERY WILL BUY YOU NOTHING!.

Tell me about it.  I was stranded at a gas station with Flattery the other day and they wouldn't even lend me money to use the payphone.  I mean, come on, Flattery, why do you have to be so stingy?

Flattery is a jerk.

 

FLATTERY WILL BUY YOU NOTHING!.

 

Tell me about it.  I was stranded at a gas station with Flattery the other day and they wouldn't even lend me money to use the payphone.  I mean, come on, Flattery, why do you have to be so stingy?

 

Did you try to flatter Flattery? That might have worked.

Flatterception

 

 

FLATTERY WILL BUY YOU NOTHING!.

 

Tell me about it.  I was stranded at a gas station with Flattery the other day and they wouldn't even lend me money to use the payphone.  I mean, come on, Flattery, why do you have to be so stingy?

 

Did you try to flatter Flattery? That might have worked.

 

I thought about it, but that led me on this existential space-out stream of consciousness metaphorical...thing.

It was weird.

So, lesson learned: when interacting with the personification of a concept, don't try to employ that concept on them.