Look, all I'm saying is that a lake is, by definition, basically a giant, dirty bathtub. And I've never seen a really super unique bathtub.

No unique bathtubs?

No unique bathtubs?

 

I don't care how securely that thing is bolted to the walls, I'm not getting in it.

*Snaps fingers*

Paranoid over a two inch fall?

Actually, I think the window behind it might be its more problematic feature...O_O

Paranoid over a two inch fall?

Not at all. I'm paranoid over a sudden, unexpected two-inch fall while I'm relaxing in the bathtub.

*Snaps fingers*

I'm not sure how relaxing in a bathtub makes a two-inch fall any worse.