Jump to content
  • entries
    414
  • comments
    6,199
  • views
    129,148

Mom, Buy Me One!


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

391 views

It's bouncy! It's zany! It fits in the palm of your hand? Yes! It's the new Bouncee-Ball! Just throw it--- and it comes right back! Amazing! No batteries! No cords! No frustrating recharging! Just throw--- and catch! A worldwide wonder, sure to keep the kids entertained for hours, and yours for only 22.93! But wait--- call now and receive a second, slightly smaller Bouncee-Ball, free! That's right! Two Bouncee-Balls, and for only three easy payments of 11.99 plus shipping and handling! Wow! But that's not all! Order this minute, and we'll include a handy carrying case to take entertainment wherever you go! So you get two Bouncee-Balls, and the carrying case absolutely free! Bouncee-Ball, a novelty no kid can resist--- call now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bouncee-Ball is trademarked to the Plagiarism company® and must not be used during awkward situations, inhaled, or swallowed. If you experience dizziness, nausea, or motion sickness, discontinue use immediately. Not to be used with adult supervision. Please include four extra dollars shipping and handling.

14 Comments


Recommended Comments

I'll buy three!

 

Whoo... A Pop-Up Window!

 

"It's bouncy! It's zany! It fits in the palm of your hand? Yes! It's the new Bouncee-Ball! Just throw it--- and it comes right back! Amazing! No batteries! No cords! No frustrating recharging! Just throw--- and catch! A worldwide wonder, sure to keep the kids entertained for hours, and yours for only 22.93! But wait--- call now and receive a second, slightly smaller Bouncee-Ball, free! That's right! Two Bouncee-Balls, and for only three easy payments of 11.99 plus shipping and handling! Wow! But that's not all! Order this minute, and we'll include a handy carrying case to take entertainment wherever you go! So you get two Bouncee-Balls, and the carrying case absolutely free! Bouncee-Ball, a novelty no kid can resist--- call now!"

 

I'd never heard of this! I'll buy 4! Hey ANOTHER Pop-Up window...

 

"It's bouncy! It's zany! It fits in the palm of your hand? Yes! It's the new Bouncee-Ball! Just throw it--- and it comes right back! Amazing! No batteries! No cords! No frustrating recharging! Just throw--- and catch! A worldwide wonder, sure to keep the kids entertained for hours, and yours for only 22.93! But wait--- call now and receive a second, slightly smaller Bouncee-Ball, free! That's right! Two Bouncee-Balls, and for only three easy payments of 11.99 plus shipping and handling! Wow! But that's not all! Order this minute, and we'll include a handy carrying case to take entertainment wherever you go! So you get two Bouncee-Balls, and the carrying case absolutely free! Bouncee-Ball, a novelty no kid can resist--- call now!"

 

Oh! Brilliant! I'd never have thought of thaat! I'll buy 5!

 

The Disousa

Link to comment

The American and British call it weird... the German call it sonderbar... the Italian call it bizzarro...

 

I call it Turakii and her Bouncee-Ball!

Link to comment
Guest
Add a comment...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...