Mom, Buy Me One!
It's bouncy! It's zany! It fits in the palm of your hand? Yes! It's the new Bouncee-Ball! Just throw it--- and it comes right back! Amazing! No batteries! No cords! No frustrating recharging! Just throw--- and catch! A worldwide wonder, sure to keep the kids entertained for hours, and yours for only 22.93! But wait--- call now and receive a second, slightly smaller Bouncee-Ball, free! That's right! Two Bouncee-Balls, and for only three easy payments of 11.99 plus shipping and handling! Wow! But that's not all! Order this minute, and we'll include a handy carrying case to take entertainment wherever you go! So you get two Bouncee-Balls, and the carrying case absolutely free! Bouncee-Ball, a novelty no kid can resist--- call now!
Bouncee-Ball is trademarked to the Plagiarism company® and must not be used during awkward situations, inhaled, or swallowed. If you experience dizziness, nausea, or motion sickness, discontinue use immediately. Not to be used with adult supervision. Please include four extra dollars shipping and handling.
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