This is all I wanted from that Meet The Staff episode.

I can retire happily now.

Marvelous.

Was it me? Was it Black Six? Was it some other staff member taking advantage of my tendency to change titles to frame me for this dastardly act?

Was it me? Was it Black Six? Was it some other staff member taking advantage of my tendency to change titles to frame me for this dastardly act?

 

what i wanna know is where's the caveman

But Hat Enterprises CEO was bestowed upon you by the esteemed writer Voltex. How could you remove such an exalted title for such a derogatory implication that you are an immature soul who eats raw fish?

Sushi Boi is bae.

But Hat Enterprises CEO was bestowed upon you by the esteemed writer Voltex. How could you remove such an exalted title for such a derogatory implication that you are an immature soul who eats raw fish?

It wasn't my decision to make.

Sushi Boi is bae.

You know.

it was me

it was me

suddenly ...

HH is retired staff and can't do it. That's a violation of the laws of physics.

That's the Plot Twist: HH can do anything HH wants to do. HH is the true power behind the throne. The BZP Staff Lineup is a lie. We've all been lied to! Lies! All Lies!

And thus, the Sumiki that Sumiki'd more than any other became a fisher boy living in the countryside.

Or something.