It sounds to me like you've been drinking tea for toolong

Your punning skills still seem a bit green to me. So long as you make sure to leaf par-teas early, before you cause people's emotions to boil in anger at your sense of humor, you're still fine.

It sounds to me like you've been drinking tea for toolong

That was a pu-erhly made pun.

My thought process

-insert squirrels here-

Wheeeeee! 8D

...a dad. You've become a dad.

...a dad. You've become a dad.

NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

 

...a dad. You've become a dad.

NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

 

Search Darjeelings, you know it to be true!

Surprised no one told you to chai harder yet.

It's important to find the right matcha for you- if you wanted, I could've sencha some of my personal favorites. Just be sure to buy good qualitea.