Wait, you're telling me my Bionicle sets aren't alive?

Them existing all together in their in-universe appearances would be nightmarish enough. And they would no longer be bound by Lego's censors, so true epic horror would unleashed.

So instead Lewa would have a crush on me and then lament that I was a mere toy from a constraction line made for children...

So instead Lewa would have a crush on me and then lament that I was a mere toy from a constraction line made for children...

...

what

So this only makes me more evil?

Cool

Welp, my work here is done.

Creeper man, awaaaaaay!

-scuttles away under a rock-