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I don't make the pizzas

FallenAtlas

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I just get them fast, fresh, and hot. So please, don't yell at me for them being delivered earlier than you wanted. Sorry for being efficient.

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FallenAtlas

Customers are weird.

 

 Not gonna lie, I have met some of the strangest people delivering pizzas. The very first delivery I did was to a man that was extremely high and was so shocked I delivered his pizza so fast. It was over a hour late.

 

This is why I don't ask for delivery. They make the pizza and hold it until I can get to them. Not to mention, I don't like strangers coming to my house... :ninja:

 

 We're nice people!

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The Hip Historian Iaredios

This is why I don't ask for delivery. They make the pizza and hold it until I can get to them. Not to mention, I don't like strangers coming to my house... :ninja:

 

 We're nice people!

I grew up with cop shows, and study history.  Not to mention a couple of years ago there was a break-in into my house, which didn't exactly aid my preexisting high caution. I am a cautious individual, maybe paranoid, so I am sorry if I feel uneasy about people knocking on the door. :shrugs: 

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Ghidora131

 

This is why I don't ask for delivery. They make the pizza and hold it until I can get to them. Not to mention, I don't like strangers coming to my house... :ninja:

 

 We're nice people!

I grew up with cop shows, and study history.  Not to mention a couple of years ago there was a break-in into my house, which didn't exactly aid my preexisting high caution. I am a cautious individual, maybe paranoid, so I am sorry if I feel uneasy about people knocking on the door. :shrugs:

 

Just get yourself a "Beware Of Dog" sign.

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xccj

Then you should've just stood outside for a while, and eat a few slices while you're at it. :P

 

(I would make a terrible pizza delivery person.)

 

:music:

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FallenAtlas

Then you should've just stood outside for a while, and eat a few slices while you're at it. :P

 

(I would make a terrible pizza delivery person.)

 

:music:

 

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Just make sure you have this meme on hand for next time:

 

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 Seriously that's how I feel.

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