Nah dude, I'm good on the kidney front, have three myself already.

I can give you an eyeball for it.

Hm, depends on how much I could sell the eyeball for.  I'll need to look into that.

Nah dude, I'm good on the kidney front, have three myself already.

 

Nah dude, I'm good on the kidney front, have three myself already.

 

 

 

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You laugh, but if only you knew..

Send me the kidney first and we'll talk.

Send me the kidney first and we'll talk.

Nice try, but I've been burned before.

Well, not on the kidney, in case any prospective buyers are worried.  The kidney is in excellent condition--Gently Used, I'd say.