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Wait... Hold On...


I's confuzzled... Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, why would a woodchuck chuck it?Wouldn't the woodchuck upchuck what he chucked when he chucked the wood? I mean, wood's not something most mammals can eat... So, would calling a woodchuck a woodchuck be libel or something? And what if we're pressuring them to do what they can't by giving them that name? Man, just with one word we may be destroying a whole species and then the ecosystem... I think... Whatever, cool!

 

More standardized testing today... Agh... Ah well... My brain will dissolve inside my skull and drip out my eyes, but maybe I'll avoid the boredom for a while...

 

I had to wake up to the alarm clock gremlin's screeching yet again, whence I proceeded to haul my sorry body down from bed, dress, and use the bathroom. From there, I went to the kitchen, where I poured some Diet Coke into a bottle to drink during MCAS today. Then, I packed my stuff so I wouldn't have to hurry up later. I then proceeded to use the computer and access various sites of interest, until 6:40, at which time I shut down the computer, grabbed the sack that is normally affixed to my back, and ran out the door faster than a speeding bullet and whatnot to reach the bus stop. And thusly I rode to school and ended up here.

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Raging Land Squid

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How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if he didn't have anything better to do?

GMan

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He would chuck all the wood in existence that there ever was or would be and then chuck a billion times more because he's Chuck bleeping Norris.
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