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I learned something important today.

 

Always, always, always make sure to eat something if you know you will be doing back-breaking labor for four hours straight without breaks. Even if you did eat breakfast at 10:30 and your mother tells you to eat lunch at 12 when you are still working off breakfast.

 

You know what happens if you don't?

 

...

 

Well, assorted things, but if you're me, you wind up almost passing out at 2 while carrying heavy boxes down stairs, and then the residential team EMU has to sit you down in the corner of the kitchen, give you water, sugar, and Sun Chips, and command you to stay put, cause you're whiter than the bleached shirt you're wearing.

 

oO

 

I finally ate something with substance at 4, so yay, I'm not dead. =D

 

So the lesson is: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, CAUSE SHE IS SMARTER THAN YOU THINK SHE IS. :)

 

~Nikira

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Guest

Posted

Team Emu?

Nikira

Posted

EMU= Emergency Medical Unit. They're basically paramedics without the fancy yellow vehicle.

 

Team Emu. XD

 

~Nikira

Ta-metru_defender

Posted

I like the sound of a team of flightless ostrich-like birds better. :P

 

IPB Image

Nikira

Posted

:superfunny:

 

Seriously, I can't rightly imagine the gal from the EMU being... well, an emu.

 

~Nikira

Uncle K.

Posted

LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, CAUSE SHE IS SMARTER THAN YOU THINK SHE IS

 

My mom told me to go drown myself in bleach yesterday and gave me a container of laundry detergent.

 

 

...

With a straw in it. >_<

Spoony Bard

Posted

I eat whenever I am bored.

 

Suprisingly, I'm not fat from my boredness. :P

 

-Omi

Kallista ~ Little light

Posted

I eat whenever I am bored.

 

Suprisingly, I'm not fat from my boredness. :P

 

-Omi

 

Then you could have a High metabolism.... I know I do, I always have to have some sort of snack every other half an hour or else I can’t concentrate on anything... tis weird.

 

Ithranna

Takatu

Posted

LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, CAUSE SHE IS SMARTER THAN YOU THINK SHE IS

 

My mom told me to go drown myself in bleach yesterday and gave me a container of laundry detergent.

 

 

...

With a straw in it. >_<

LOL. That just made my month, UK. :lol:

Lyger

Posted

I REFUSE TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT EMUS.

 

... oh shoot, I just did.

Nikira

Posted

How the blazes was I to know this would turn into a discussion about Australian birds? :P

 

~Nikira

Ta-metru_defender

Posted

If an entry about Dokky's love life can become a conversation consisting almost entirely of the "O RLY?" thing, then the Emergency Medical Unit can become a conversation about a commando team of flightless Auzzie birds. ;)

 

TMD

Nikira

Posted

Dokster's different. Dokster's strange like that. I'm not.

 

...am I? :unsure:

 

~Nikira

Ta-metru_defender

Posted

*thinks deeply*

 

Not quite. But once your as [in]famous as Dokky... Or proceed into obscurity, you shall be.

 

:P

 

TMD

 

Nikira

Posted

:ohmy:

 

I'm not obscure? :(

 

~Nikira

Ta-metru_defender

Posted

:ohmy:

 

I'm not obscure? :(

 

~Nikira

No, I am.

 

Gee, post the first CGI Music Video in BZP history, get a few weeks of fame. And then proceed into obscurity. :P

 

I s'pose it's time to crack out Anim(eight)or again. XDXDXD

 

TMD

Spoony Bard

Posted

Nikira, this entry has inspired me to eat something before I head off to get tattooed.

 

Cuz I won't be moving for at least 2 hours. :P

 

-Omi

Aanchir

Posted

An emu once pooped on Lyichir's foot.

 

Thought I ought to provide something for the conversation...

 

- :vahi:

Uncle K.

Posted

I saw an emu at the zoo once.

 

I had to restrain my niece from jumping the fence into the emus.

VolcanoBakemeat

Posted

I eatt when I want to have weird dreams. I had a dream last night that Bart Simpson was crossing the galaxy on a motorbike using nothing but a still-alive Ralph Wiggum as fuel.

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