TUESDAY IMPROVISATION

Congratulations, Ga-Metruian on your knew baby brother!!!

 

I was four when my last sibling was born, so I didn't really grasp the concept of what happened. I'll never really know what it feels like, but I'm sure it feels pretty dang good!

Thanks, Tums !

You know what else makes me feel pretty dang good? Toast. Probably not as much as a baby sibling, but it does make me feel good.

Me, too. Nothing like a good slice of toast to brighten the day!

...Even though the toaster scares me half to death. (That's why I can't use the toaster twice in one day. 1/2 + 1/2 = Death.) I also can't hold a glass of liquid or a butter knife until it's popped up, or I make a mess on the floor or lose an eye.

You should wear protective goggles -- the kind you use when your welding metal -- and put a lid (the kind with a hole you can stick a straw into) on whatever glass of liquid you might be holding... That should do it!

*chuckles* You know, whenever I make toast, I stare at the toaster and dare myself not to jump when the toast pops up. But I jump every time!... unless I happen to be paying half attention to something else when it pops up...

You know what else makes me loose an eye? I don't, since I still have two of them intact. The third one got lost when I first held a knife when the toaster activiated. (Hey, wait a minute! 1 + 1 + 1 = Three eyes?!?)

*gasp!* MARTIAN!! EXTRATERRESTRIAL!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

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My brother too!

Oh, right. Sorry.

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I guess Onuki's not the only one with three eyes.

I should add the thing about your three eyes to my "little known-member facts" content block. Do you mind, Achilles?

Turakii

Not at all

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