*uses grapefruit shield*

*hides *

:Venomess:

*wipes away grapes*

Arr, ye be going down fer that'n!

*fires more grapes aimlessly*

Arr, we need more ammo one-eyed Turkey! Get to the U.S.S. Fruit Loop, arr!

Wait-- there's a ship?

*throws grape grenades at :venomess:*

Have you ever seen a pirate without a ship?! Its a banana boat! Here to sail the citrus seas!

*hurls coconuts in the air at random*

*Hits Dokky with a sack of assorted fruits*

*climbs aboard the ship for protection*

*Gets hit by grapes*

Arrgh!

*Chucks a lemon at SZ, which lands next to him. Then it explodes with lemon juice (which contains citric acid! ).*

*pelts U.S.S. Fruit Loop with massive cherry barrage, causing damage to the deck*

Hey, Dok, I'm a Closeteer too.

:Venomess:

Oh.

*unattacks Venomess*

Arr! The pain of Lemons! Arr, me that me was on the same side as the Lemon Club! Arr, me has been tricked! TREASON!

*stands there hopelessly*

*hits SZ with cantaloupe from behind*

:venomess;

*clobbers :Venomess: with a bag of peaches*

*falls over flat on face*

*Throws electricity-charged pineapple at Takatu*

Oh, yeah, kiwis.

*throws kiwi at Venomness*

Oh, noes, Kiwi birds are following the fruit, and theyz goin to kil u!

*Is unconscious*

*army of fruit zombies guts the U.S.S. Fruit Loop*

:Venomess:

*bashes Lehatu on the head with an electricity-charged pineapple*

Arr, Laughin'Man! We're meant to be stealin' the fruit! Ah, well. *Sits down on watermelon to eat handful of cherries.*

Hey, wait! My ship! My ship! Arrrr!

Turakii

Arrgh, Turakii, what d ye mean???

Arrgh, I like your avatar, arrrgh!

*hits Takatu with flaming pineapple, then bashes him on the head with a pear*