I'm gonna go play Unreal Tournament for a while, but ahl be bak.

 

 

:Venomess:

COWARD! =O

*shoves some random fruit down throat*

I WILL THROW FRUIT AT YOU

Fruit

I will throw it at you

*Burrows underground and starts planting lemon mines*

NOTE: Lemon mines will explode with lemon juice when stepped on, which will probably sting your eyes and make your face implode and stuff.

Well, Turakii, that's just peachy .

*hurls electric apples at :Venomess:' head.

*Tears large chunk of siding off peach base, pausing to fight off indignant Peach 'Asploders.* I be thinkin' we'll be having the first peach-flavored pirate ship yet, aye.

 

 

Turakii

Sounds... Erm... Peachy! *Sets a melon mine*

EDIT: Seems Laughin'Man beat me to the pun!

*Tears large chunk of siding off peach base, pausing to fight off indignant Peach 'Asploders.* I be thinkin' we'll be having the first peach-flavored pirate ship yet, aye.

 

 

Turakii

Hey! I worked very hard to steal that peach base!

Besides I'm the only one fighting, so...

*throws assorted berries at Turakii*

I'm gonna go play Unreal Tournament for a while, but ahl be bak.

Without us!!

Well then, have fun using... metal and explosives for projectiles instead of totally cool grapes, apples and bananas.

*Can't find anywhere to throw orange so eats it*

-QPCT

*slaps Xanis for stealing my pun*

Look at the post above you !

*hurls more fruit at random people*

FIBRE IS GOOD FOR YOU

Turakii! Do you happen to have any cannons left?

*pummels Lehatu with potato launcher*

 

So what if it's not a fruit.

Hey, let's not start vegatable wars!!

*looks around*

*throws broccoli at Mcspork*

*slaps Xanis for stealing my pun*

Look at the post above you !

 

*hurls more fruit at random people*

Aye... I saw! Sorry!

*Tosses assorted large fruits at Lehatu* also... *sets off melon mine*

*chucks garlic at Dok*

you smeel bad

Left? Left? We have nothing left, and we never have! We steal it all, arr!

The U.S.S. Peachy Fruit Loop is coming together quickly, aye! *Holds banana katana at the ready and marches back onto battlefield.*

Turakii

Can we now include vegietables in tis war?

*throws carrot at someone*

*Runs to grocery store for more fruit for the pirates*

-QPCT

*throws kiwis at all the Closeteers*

But vegetables are boring.

*Flings grapes at Lehatu.* See, isn't this interesting?

Turakii

*Hits Dr. Random with apples and cherries*

But vegetables are boring.

 

*Flings grapes at Lehatu.* See, isn't this interesting?

 

 

Turakii

Fine, can I keep the giant carrot, though?

*threatens with cherry bombs*

*Hits Dr. GFLK with a pear*

No cannons? I guess I'll just have to get rid of them manually, then...

*Shoves barrel of spud-gun in Dr. GFLK's mouth and fires*

*Narrowly misses Dr. GFLK with a pineapple cannon *

*Misses again*

I never miss three times, just wait till I'm reloaded.

-QPCT

*Hits Dr. GFLK with a pear*

But he is a Pirate now! Aren't you?