Jump to content
  • entries
    636
  • comments
    12,222
  • views
    157,340

Fruit War 2


Dokuma

34,333 views

fruitwarsbanner.gif

 

Since some of my readers decided in the last blog entry that the Fruit War is back on, I figured I would at least devote a new blog entry to it.

 

REMEMBER, this is not, nor will it be an RPG.

 

*lobs watermelon at Onuki and Spitty*

 

Oh, and my Premier Membership is gone, so no new entries.

2,153 Comments


Recommended Comments



What!? I finally finish disassembling the peach base and collapse in an exhausted heap, then wake up amidst watermelons and cherries to find a completely new, intact and majorly improved replacement base!?

 

*Board ship.* Lemon balms, away! No, wait, that's an herb, not a fruit... oh well, it already exploded. Sorry, Cthulhu...

 

Captain SZ has yet to return, but we shall hold down the ship for him, won't we, mates?

 

...

 

Mates?

 

*Sings.* I truly am, indeed, alone again, naturally...

 

Turakii

Link to comment

*Blocks Turakii's Bannana Katana with a Bannana Schimitar and uses a powerful uppercut*

 

*Yami*

Link to comment

I'm on Turaki's ship Blaze! are you trying to perform another mutiny?

 

*sneaks down to the cannons and starts targeting them at the closeteers bunker*

 

*Yami*

Link to comment

Aanchir, Secret Weapon III must be nearly powered up by now...I have our target in sight. Shout when it's ready.

 

*Throws Lemon Knives at Yami*

 

-Seran

Link to comment

*Blocks Turakii's Bannana Katana with a Bannana Schimitar and uses a powerful uppercut*

 

*Yami*

Did you even read my post!?!

*Eats lemon knifes and chokes*

 

~Kongu Inika

Link to comment

...*glances around* The pages have QUARDROUPLED since I left... XD.

 

Wot'd I miss?

 

*gets smacked in the back of a head with a gourd*

 

TMD

Link to comment

*breaks out again*

Nop. I'm not.

*blasts CtD and frankin-kal with energized lemons*

 

All your lemons are belong to us!!! :angry:

 

*Panics at the number of posts in such a small space of time, and throws a lemon (from the lemon club ammo dump) at the screen.*

Are you on our side, or just stealing our stuff?

 

*Ducks*

 

Quack.

 

Lemon Warriors, ATTACK!

 

~:t::m::n:

 

And what about YOU? It's getting hard to keep track!

 

Aanchir, Secret Weapon III must be nearly powered up by now...I have our target in sight. Shout when it's ready.

 

*Throws Lemon Knives at Yami*

 

-Seran

 

Sorry, I was asleep. Why didn't you set off the Lemon Alarm?

 

Anywho, the secret weapon is nearly charged. Any second now...

 

:begging: Hope it lives up to expectations. If not, we've still got I and II to fall back on.

 

- :vahi:

Link to comment

Well, TMD, the Pirates have been raiding and their ship was sunk so they disassembled the Peach Asploders' base to build a new U.S.S. Peachy Fruit Loop, but the Peach Asploders built a new and improved base, and a lot of people got hit with fruit.

 

 

Turakii

Link to comment

Oh, don't forget to drop the shield before we resume fire.

 

EDIT: Never mind, it seems I'm the only LCer here. The secret weapon will have to wait until Seran gets back.

 

- :vahi:

Link to comment

Guest
This blog entry is now closed to further comments.
×
×
  • Create New...