This is a major announcement. You thought the IAIA were the only intelligence team on BZP. You were wrong. After months of long discussion with Adventurer, it was decided that Team Alpha would publish edited profiles of themselves, a decision that was hotly debated among both teams, but was overall accepted as a necessary move. For security reasons, Team Alpha's true name will be kept secret, and the (known) operatives' profiles will be kept small.

And now, without further ado, say hello to Branch Two of the IAIA.

- Plain, the leader

- Fonz, the OKer

- Alien, the unknown

- Wired, the caffeinated

- Xmas, the holiday spirit

- Notsure, the clueless

- Talk2hand, the ignorant

- FlagUSA - the patriot

- Guilty, the decoy

- Sly, the spy

- Team Alpha's symbol

Whereabouts:

• Plain - Last seen meeting with Winner in a secret cave in the Andes Mountains. Meeting topics classified.
• Fonz - Last seen in Rome with Takepic. Operations classified.
• Alien - Unknown. Suspected to be infiltrating an evil candy-stealing Halloween gang.
• Wired - Last seen conducting fast food restaurant investigations in New York City's baseball parks.
• Xmas - Last seen in Florida. Operations classified.
• Notsure - Last seen in Sicily as backup for Fonz and Takepic.
• Talk2hand - Last seen taking anger management classes in Paris. True motives for this are classified.
• FlagUSA - Classified.
• Guilty - Classified. He thinks...
• Sly - Hacking training. Further information classified.

Thank you.