EW is Entertainment Weekly, a magazine that covers the entertainment buzz of the week, such has TV shows, movies, books, theater.

-Omi

Minion Master.

A complete lunatic.

Mr. EW strikes Turakii as the kind of guy who likes gooder splelling an grammers, and he has no problems writing his posts and opinions clearly. He can easily make an abrupt switch between talking about silliness and talking about real life, then switching back again. It makes him a very interesting person with whom to converse.

He also talks in third person occasionally...

Turakii

A complete lunatic.

Ditto.

EW is also short for Eeewwwwww.

~PG~

Necro's apologies if EW takes offense by any of this, as it is not meant to offend.

EW is a person Necro owes much to, is funny, smart, a philosopher, debater, RPer, friend, has a nice laptop( ), has odd tastes in music, is apparently a skilled swordsman, strikes me as a bit emo despite what his description says and has a father who's a bit crazy.

I agree with most of what Necro said, although EW seems more to me like a happy guy than an emo.

EW is a de-facto 'OSBZPC', despite not being an OBZOPLOLWUT, or whatever the last mentioned acronym was. EW is also a kind and helpful individual who has wise and useful advice on life, stuff, more stuff, and stuff as well.

EW also uses moar better speylinggg/gramour. He also uses old people type words, and likely pronunciation.

EW is also armed and dangerous, and has weapons, as well as implements of death(I.E. weaponry).

EW is also a 'philosopher' to some degree, with most of his writings dealing with respect towards authority, and is very fluent in such fields.

EW also helped Gakurak, (who was rather regretful for an offense) get unbanned, the later of which was banned for a very long time.

EW has also been referred to by the acronym of his screenname, instead of Emperor Whenua at the beginning of each one of these paragraphs, as the author of these is in a silly/hyper mood, and does not wish to write in an interesting manner.

-Gakurak

EW looks a bit like boot.

EW is one of the many keepers of a remarkable mind that I am not in the presence

of commenting in....B-log.

THEE!?!?

EW is hitting me on the head with a very large club.

He's also a very smart and helpful Member.