*Looks at one of my posts*

You became an OPBZP in a year!?

That's rather impressive.

You should see Gravy.

...

You joined...

After me...

And you're already a POBZPC...

Please, don't look at me. I am too shameful.

You should see Gravy.

Oh really? When did Gravy join?

I thought of that last night.

Hard to beleave you've only been on a year.

As my minion, you are doomed to always be a newbie. At least, compared to me.

~EW~