Tip: Never announce that your starting a secret smuggling ring on the internet.

1) Start doing it in front of the gate first and then slowly spread to different locations. During class is a perfect time to distribute it and collect the money from all the classes during the breaks.

2) Hired goons.

3) Don't jump to conclusions because I seem to have been planning this.

I'll be happy to find and collect for you. I've done it before for a friend to get his Super Smash Bros. Melee game back.

No, it's just at my school, so I don't think you'll be able to help in that way.

I just want to know how I can do this without getting into trouble, as my record's clean.

No, it's just at my school, so I don't think you'll be able to help in that way.

I just want to know how I can do this without getting into trouble, as my record's clean.

1.Use a pseudo seller that answers to a higher person (You).

2.Then when the teachers get suspicious, all the kids will rat him out instead of you!

3.No one will believe that person if they blame it on you because you have a clean record!

Yes, I was thinking about pseudo seller method, but I don't want to have to pay him.

Also, even though I have a clean record, the teachers still think of me as a delinquent.

Here's a tip for not getting caught: don't do it in the first place. =P

-LB

Now where's the fun in that?

Any reason why gum isn't allowed in your school in the first place?

People stick it in all sorts of places where it's not supposed to be, like under desks and chairs.

@ Debt collecting - I'll come over there and put the fear of the true Adventurer into them.

Although I'm known as a humorist there, that would be going a bit far.

Create a nickname so teachers won't know who you are. Maybe Wanderer?

It's too bad a lot of people in the school recognize me.

Wear a hockey mask to hide your identity. Also useful for debt collecting.

They're not allowed at school, and they'd recognize me for my clothing.

I'd be caught.

Learn how to be inconspicuous by watching tv.

It might not be fun, but at least it's moral.

-LB

Maybe you could use the pseudo seller method, and just give him free gum.

Chances are, if you're able to get away with conducting illicit smuggling rings of gum, they aren't going to notice you roughing up students a bit for some debts.

Learn where they all live, and threaten to expose them for their lies XD

Do it before and after school. They can't tell you off for that when it's outside school hours, and it's not illegal in the country to sell gum.

Tips on gathering customers: If you get a bus, offer it on the bus. It's a great way, as you're out of school, and most of the time the bus drivers don't care anyway (at least in my backwards county they don't).

You could start by selling it to people you know, and they in turn will tell their friends etc. I know it sounds like it won't happen, but it does work, as kids at my school do the same but with Mars bars.

Wow. I can just imagine you popping out of a dark alleyway, pulling open a jacket with gum-filled pockets on the inside and saying "Hey, want some good stuff?" Kinda creepy, especially since an actual drug dealer did that to my friend once.