No truer word ever said. 'Cept for the bit about animals making a religion.

Here'd one from Calvin & Hobbes

"Do you believe in the Devil? You know, the supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"

"I'm not sure man needs the help."

"The only thing you managed to break so far

Is my heart

This isn't brave

It's murder

What did I ever do to you

You don't even care, do you"

Here'd one from Calvin & Hobbes

 

"Do you believe in the Devil? You know, the supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"

 

"I'm not sure man needs the help."

QTF

~KK:SE~©

A better one from the Simpsons says if a cow ever got the chance to eat you...something funny which I forget.