So... What do we get for joining?

*Destroys the something first*

I dropped a bowling ball on him from a Tridax pod holder.

So... What do we get for joining?

 

*Destroys the something first*

You get the satisfaction of killing Takua the Wanderer and a place in a content block.

The something cannot be destroyed.

I dropped a bowling ball on him from a Tridax pod holder.

You're in!

I removed it from existance.

You can't do that either.

*sucks life from TtW*

*thinks*

*desecrates TtW's body*

~E~

I made it malfunction.

*sucks life from TtW*

 

*thinks*

 

*desecrates TtW's body*

 

~E~

Another member!

I made it malfunction.

You can't do that either. It's perfect.

Made what malfunction?

~E~

Made what malfunction?

 

~E~

Don't worry, he didn't succeed in stopping the thing I killed him with.

Since nothing's perfect, that thing doesn't exist.

This is perfect enough that you can't stop it.

I killed him with a pineapple. Nobody can avoid a speeding pineapple!

...

PINEAPPLE!

*Beats TtW with adventurer*

Is I in?

*runs to expose TtW to lolcats untl his brains shrivel up*

*Bribes someone else to stop it*

No one can stop it. It is unstoppable (unless I stop it of course and you can't make me stop it even with mind control ).

I killed him with a pineapple. Nobody can avoid a speeding pineapple!

 

...

 

PINEAPPLE!

 

*Beats TtW with adventurer*

 

Is I in?

 

*runs to expose TtW to lolcats untl his brains shrivel up*

You're both in!

You can't change the target. The only thing it will destroy is you.

*kills TtW by dropping a Tridax on him, sucking out his light, hitting him with a Midak, controling him with the Mistkua's Ghost Blaster, then picks him up and throws him into a wall, which blasts and he falls into Karda's hands, which are full of love*

Is I in?

*kills TtW by dropping a Tridax on him, sucking out his light, hitting him with a Midak, controling him with the Mistkua's Ghost Blaster, then picks him up and throws him into a wall, which blasts and he falls into Karda's hands, which are full of love*

 

Is I in?

You is in!

I threw a grenade at him filled with leeches, I've shot him several times, and I'm spying on him in his fan club.

I threw a grenade at him filled with leeches, I've shot him several times, and I'm spying on him in his fan club.

I don't care if you're a double agent or not, you're in!

You can't change the target. The only thing it will destroy is you.

*Traps it in time*

You can't do that either.

*Beats TtW with a baseball bat and blows him to pieces with a vaccum cleaner*

Am I in? Also, do you want his skull hung over your fireplace?

~MX