Does this mean you'll shake your cane at us when we come 3 inches to close to your lawn?

....Happy Birthday.

No you aren't, now if you were 30-ish, you would be old.

Have a drink on me.

Liekzomgnowai.

You can now by alcohol 8D.

....

TMD

Have a drink on me.

But that involves you paying, and you haven't sent me money!

I'll cover it.

Someone has to.

Congratulations!

..

Gramps.

I'll cover it.

 

Someone has to.

Nah, I got this.

*hands them drinks*

*cracks open Diet Pepsi for myself*

You know, just because you're 21 doesn't mean you have to drink.

~AA

But 21 is the peak of the human body's physical fitness, so be happy.

It all goes downhill from there...

Oh dear.

BALMY OLD CODGER!

Have a great day, strangle some officers, the usual.

It doesn't hurt so much when you realize how old Cajun is!

~BD~

Yay alchohol!

Congrats, dude.

Drive responsibly. Don't think the staff are giving you anything weaker than Manhattan Rye.

Happy birthday. Do you have a pention and retirement plan yet?

~EW~

The Depressing Happy Birthday Song

Oh! Once a year we celebrate

With stupid hats and plastic plates

The fact that you were able to make

A trip around the sun!

And the whole band gathers round

And gifts & laughter do abound

And we let out a joyful sound

And sing that stupid song!

Happy Birthday! Now you’re one year older

Happy Birthday! Your life still isn’t over

Happy Birthday! You’ve not accomplished much

But you didn’t die this year

I guess that’s good enough!

Cheers to your fading health

I hope you don’t remind yourself

Your chance of finding fame and wealth

Decreases every year.

Does it feel like you’re doing laps,

Eating food, taking naps,

And hoping that someday perhaps your life will hold some cheer?

Happy Birthday! You’ve done nothing that matters!

Happy Birthday! You’re starting to get fatter!

Happy Birthday! It’s downhill from now on!

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone!

If cryogenics were all free

Then you could be like Walt Disney

And live for all eternity

Inside a block of ice!

But this is it, your time is set

This is the only life you get

And though it hasn’t ended yet

Sometimes you wish it might!

Happy Birthday! You wish you had more money!

Happy Birthday! Your life’s so sad it’s funny!

Happy Birthday! How much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry

So just cut the stupid cake!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, dear Darth Vader!

-CF

That's what happens once you become an AFOL. Not that I would know....

Happy birthday.

-K-

What? I'm older than you too? Am I older than 5/6 of BZPower or something? *Dies of old age*

Drive responsibly. Don't think the staff are giving you anything weaker than Manhattan Rye.

If you think DV needs that advice, you don't know him very well.

Either that, or the staff are too predictable.

~EW~